Twenty Answers

(In response to Maura Stanton's "Twenty Questions" [2005])

Sure wasn’t me, but I’m a liar.

A horse much like a pancake.  No one will

ever  know.  I think a raging fire

burnt the answers.  I feel I need a dill

pickle.  What kind of person would cover

popcorn with sand?  She should have panties on.

I would like a pill to make me hover.

No.  No.  No.  I’m not married; there’s no spawn.

I like milk.  Champagne sounds quite delightful.

Ten minus three.  I haven’t eaten yet.

Ew, gross.  This rain makes artists insightful.

If you vacuum first… it’s dirty, I bet.

I wish I could, but I’m on a diet.

No means no; you’re gonna cause a riot.